March 2012
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Me: -standing against door- Do you want this open or closed?
Marissa: -nods-
Me:
Marissa: -nods again-
Me: I asked if you wanted it open OR closed, not a yes or no question...
Marissa: -laughing- Oh, I thought you asked if I wanted the door closed...
February 2012
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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to...
thefunniestpost:
thefunniestpost!
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Sister: Did you see the Canadian bread on the counter?
Me: No.
Sister: Me either.
Me: -laughing- I see what you did there.
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ihavebeensherlocked:
if all of my blogs mysteriously vanish one day
it’s because
somehow
hypothetically
I’ve suddenly met a celebrity
or I’ve become famous
and no one must ever know what I’ve done.
alyreality:
reichenfeels:
geniusbee:
cumberqueen:
nervesofsteel:
COFFEE ALL OVER MY SCREEN. AGAIN.
Snickering creepily at the bus stop. Lestrade you don’t even know my LIFE
crying
HEYYY!! You guys made me INNNK!!
Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
repelo-muggletum:
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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tellmehowyourstorygoes replied to your post: tellmehowyourstorygoes started following you
how sweet :)
:D I welcome you!
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tellmehowyourstorygoes started following you
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My Hetalia OTPS
grandmanoiseverything:
sherlscupoftea:
USUK (ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY)
GerIta
PruHun
DenNor
Spamano
Franada
EstLat
Giripan
Hetalia/Me
Herr Stick/Flying Mint Bunny
Freedom/America
Your Mom/Denmark
grandmanoiseverything did this before me.
You should all go look at her pretty blog.
Like now.
She’s like
my spirit animal.
Aislyn
babbu
omg
water you doing
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canadians: american people are so cool
british: american people are so hot
chinese: american people are so free
mexicans: Gringos are so annoying
french: american people are so funny
americans: we are so freedom
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When my friend has a sunburn
reblog with a picture of your most recent cosplay
twilight-minaj:
nightmareloki:
moonkistforlife:
suchirolle:
bunny-leech:
princeofhope:
^3^
@ a Halloween Anime Meet (I went as a witch Mio, and my two friends went as devil Ritsu and vampire Yui)
jane crocker, 50’s AU
(dirk strider is captaincrapster here on tumblr)
Daniel from Amnesia the Dark Descent.
Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
...
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
ASDFGHJKL
doyouhearthebells:
YES YES YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES
GIRIPAN FOREVER
I LOVE YOU
OMG I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THIS
MY OBSESSION!
meester-mama-feenland-is-karkat:
littlelooch:
gets sex education from fanfiction
doesn’t even ever want to have sex
RYAN ROSS HIS VOICE JUST UNF!!!
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