Frustrated Origami Novice

Name: Amanda
Age: 18
Hair color: Brown and blue
Eye color: Green
Currently: Chemistry major and lab rat

Honestly, I have no limits to what I post here. It could be bands, anime, lyrics, quotes, or just plain anything I want. There will be yaoi and smut, so if you don't like it, don't follow.

Pictures are not mine unless stated otherwise.

3DS Friend Code: 3282-2786-2879 

canyouloveaplayer:

kool-aid-jammers:

In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.

It’s everything I ever wanted for that little table.

(via superswagg-fuckass)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via callmeanythingbutmediocre)

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

theathleticsloth:

MOTHERFUCKER HERE’S SOME SWIRLY COLORFUL SPACE SHIT FOR YOUR BLOG

For when I wanna change my phone background

(via assassinscreed-kili)

It’s absolutely ridiculous. The questions don’t make any sense and the help it’s supposed to give you has nothing to do with the question.

I quit. It’s ridiculous.


"You guys have been programmed to think the holy mess of a city is perfect.”

"You guys have been programmed to think the holy mess of a city is perfect.”

(via sexzumi)

ravensrandoms:

drziggystardust:

skeptikhaleesi:

Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be male or female.  People were asked to watch a video of a baby reacting to a startling image (a Jack-in-the-box popping up), and describe the baby’s emotional state.  When people believed the baby to be female, they described the baby as being scared and upset; when they thought the baby was male, they perceived the baby to be angry.  This was very telling, as it showed that literally identical behavior could be construed differently based on the perceived gender of the subject.

Now imagine a lifetime of gender specific socialization- male anger is par for the course while the same emotion in a woman is personal weakness. Ha oh sorry don’t have to imagine THAT’S REALITY 

Yes.

(via punkfaerieprincet)

irisparry:

occupation: still going on and on about captain fucking america

(via punkfaerieprincet)

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

(via punkfaerieprincet)

chandra-nalaar:

the-butt-hut:

tonnieron:

funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »

I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes. 

Oh my god accepted


yall littering i’m calling the police

chandra-nalaar:

the-butt-hut:

tonnieron:

funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »

I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes. 

Oh my god accepted

yall littering i’m calling the police

(via munstress)

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

(via superswagg-fuckass)

inconsistentblogger:

The thing that delights me most about comics with both Spider-Man and Deadpool in them is that in ANY OTHER COMIC Spider-Man is the joking little kid of the group but if you put Deadpool beside him he’s suddenly the adult of the situation 

(via sirkusdyret)

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via jack-o-ackles)

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

A  L  L    H  A  I  L    T  H  E    C  Y  B  E  R  F  I  S  H  

(via durito)

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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