Frustrated Origami Novice

Name: Amanda
Age: 18
Hair color: Brown and blue
Eye color: Green
Currently: Chemistry major and lab rat

Honestly, I have no limits to what I post here. It could be bands, anime, lyrics, quotes, or just plain anything I want. There will be yaoi and smut, so if you don't like it, don't follow.

Pictures are not mine unless stated otherwise.

3DS Friend Code: 3282-2786-2879 

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

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roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via pursuit-of-promise)

(via guy)

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

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im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

nitzoditotzo:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

Well, we’re going back to Hogwarts now…

BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS ITS A MAGICAL FEAST ITS ALL THAT I LOVE AND ITS ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS HOGWARTS MAN IM GLAD I WENT BACK

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h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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Requested by mathpeopleforever

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ladymisalein:

when cats do horrible mistakes

Are cats even real?

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idanceitarotiart:

dementedfangirl:

imasupermuteant:

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

No but it is so so important that you know what happens next:

this is the best

Oglaf is a blessing from the gods.

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tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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raideo:

this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch

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discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students

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